Trump You!

Dear Mr. Simmons,

Alright, the #Block Trump seed has been planted and is sitting just below the surface waiting to take the world by storm.  But while thinking up passive aggressive ways to irritate the man into self combustion, I came up with a new idea:  

Turn “Trump” into the newest four-letter curse word.  It’s perfect on so many levels.  You don't even have to come up with a context for it.  Just replace all existing curse words with "TRUMP".  The utility is endless.  It's like scrubbing the world of vulgarity while simultaneously making a civic protest.  Let's try it out:    

     

What the Trump are you doing here? 

You Trumphole.

You really Trumped that one up.

Nice one Trumphead.

Let’s get the Trump out of here!

Are you out of your Trumping mind?
Don't be such a little Trump.

You piece of Trump!

Eat Trump!     (ok, that one's weird)

Mother Trumper.     (That's more like it!)

Son of a Trump! (Whoa, it brings whole new meaning)

I don't give a Trump.

Nice thinking Trumpstick.

Trump-tastic.

TRUUUUMP!!!!!!

That guys's such a Trump.

Wipe that Trump-eating grin off your face.

That's Trumping great.

Trump if I know.

Let’s get Trump-faced.

Go Trump yourself!

Awe Trump.  We’re Trumped. 

Trump this!

Trump you!     

The possibilities are limitless.   Let’s make it happen.

As always, long live Bill Simmons.  

-a fan